ReachMorpheus: Decaf coffee defeats the object. Decaf coffee is for cowards. The type of men who ask their women if they’re allowed a drink with their friends. Men who pee sitting down. “Decaf please” = erectile disfunction. No man with dick power drinks such trash.

ReachMorpheus: Decaf coffee defeats the object. Decaf coffee is for cowards. The type of men who ask their women if they’re allowed a drink with their friends. Men who pee sitting down. “Decaf please” = erectile disfunction. No man with dick power drinks such trash. (via Twitter https://twitter.com/WudanSecrets/status/1528634763556409345)