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ReachMorpheus: RT @ReachMorpheus: Decaf coffee defeats the object. Decaf coffee is for cowards. The type of men who ask their women if they’re allowed a drink with their friends. Men who pee sitting down. “Decaf please” = erectile disfunction. No man with dick powe… (via Twitter https://twitter.com/WudanSecrets/status/1540231304951783424)